galahadiant:

glyphsmash:

my stupid fucking aunt loraine bought us an air friar for our wedding present 🤦‍♀️ the apartments barely big enough for the two of us now weve got this dumb asshole flying around preaching at us … every time i get a migraine he tries to give me herbs and poultices 🙄

frogmoss1:

cant-ra:

this is so funny we should all-

*suddenly my form is altered*

amoisthobo:

olyoil:

meow *turns to look at u*

nessa007:

nessa007:

keke palmer is so fucking funny

these tags are excellent 👏😂

drsweety303:

Torrent seeding at 4.3Mbps… But would it still go that fast if they knew I had a belly ring..? Fuck.. 🫦 everyone likes a bad girl until they meet one.

wildersage:

the impulse to hide what I’m doing at my computer still sits so deep even tho I’m literally never looking at anything objectionable , the door will open and I’ll hurry to close the page like oh fuck no one can know I’m looking at the Wikipedia page for the Balkans

letting a stray cat into my house has healed me entirely. let this be a lesson that you should always let wild animals indoors no matter what